Achtung Jackass

The Frustrators Achtung Jackass Lyrics
1.Hide And Seek

Empty desk it's almost ten
sneaking in late again
out to lunch punching out
I don't wanna be the one stuck here working for
call in sick sick of work
sneaking in late again
don't wanna be employee
you're the one who's paying me to run away from

you're not working me down
I'm not working for you
I'm just running around
playing hide and seek five days a week with you

half awake coffee break
sneaking in late again
who's the boss at a loss
thinking all the places I could be instead of
never leave soon enough
think I'll quit call my bluff
need this job I don't care
I don't wanna be here when I'm 65 years
running out out of time
can't get out twenty-five
giving in given up
I'll just be another one who's stuck here working for.


2.Stupid

1,2,3, testing please
It's broken again
It's broken again

1,2,3, testing me
I'm broken again
I'm broken again

I don't really know what's wrong
I don't wanna sing this song

1,2,3, testing me
I'm broken again
I'm choking again

Cause I feel stupid
I don't know
I feel stupid
Way to go
I feel stupid
Again

1,2,3, you're testing me
I'm broken again
I'm choking again

Am I running out of time
searching for a stupid rhyme

1,2,3, you're testing me
I spoken again
I'm choking again

Cause I feel stupid
I don't know
I feel stupid
Way to go
I feel stupid
Again

I feel stupid
I don't know
I feel stupid
I don't know
I feel stupid
Again

I feel stupid
I don't know
I feel stupid
I don't know
I feel stupid
Again


3.Frustrators Jingle

I'm just as stupid as I wanna be
But I don't really care cuz you don't even know me
And that's ok
Cuz I'm frustrated anyway

I'm garbage-in and I'm garbage-out
Out of our minds when we ate the trout
And I don't know me
And I don't care
Cuz we're frustrated everywhere

I don't really know we don't know what's going on
It's like a big game of chess and we're the pawns
We don't really care if we don't know how to write a song
You could show us how to do it and we'll still do it wrong

There's four of us and there's none of you
Cuz no one likes us half as much as you
And you don't know us
And that's ok
We're the Frustrators anyway


4.0.25

We're seldom equipped for loss, loss of any magnitude
Eliminating the awareness for pain there is only one truth
All good things must end

Get the .25 ringing in my head
Still in my head you won't leave me alone

Two feet of raw flesh I can still hear them eating
Three shots not enough fourth shot not soon enough
There is only one truth
All good things must end


5.The Crasher

I'm gonna be a plastic tree
A character transparency
I figured out I'm fitting in
Nobody will notice me here

You know me don't know me the crasher

Familiar face without a trace
A tag-along and then I'm gone
A camera flash I'm in the back
Nobody will notice me here

I'll kiss the bride I'll take the cake
I'll catch the flowers with super powers
Invisible you'll never see
Nobody will notice me here


6.My Best Friend's Girl

She's always dancing down the street
With her suede blue eyes
And every new boy that she meets
Doesn't know the real surprise

Here she comes again
When she's dancing 'neath the starry skies
She'll make you flip
I kinda like the way she dips
She's my best friend's girl
She used to be mine

You got your nuclear boots
And your drip dry glove
If she bites you lip
It's her reaction to love

My best friend's girlfriend
She used to be mine yeah yeah yeah
Now she's a slut


7.Pirate Song

Have you seen the look in a pirate's eyes
When he hears the words 'last call'
Stand back and clear a path to the bar
Cuz someone's gonna fall

All aboard a tiny ship a bunch of salty punks
Some of us were fishermen and all of us were drunks
Avast ye me mateys and ye shall surely learn
Of the spirits in the cooler and the beer down in the stern
With nary a waring came the mighty crashing waves
The hull cracked the bow broke myself I had to save
I dove upon the cooler and tried to stay afloat
As the hands of me mateys were a-thrashing in the boat
Shiver me timbers!


8.AAA

I'm half empty you're half full
Sit here waiting for your call
Have another cigarette I'm killing time
Killing mine I'm sorry I broke down

One more drink in my car
Sit alone by my phone
Have another cigarette I'm killing time
Killing mine I'm sorry I broke down


9.The End

Two o'clock it's last call
Here we are it's the end
Who would care anywhere
I don't mind it's the end
This time

Time to stop time to go
What's the time? it's the end
Mother fucker
Gotta go


10.Trout

*Bonus Track*

You wouldn't do it with a trout
A gas can with an open spout
But you left me out

A wallet with a thousand dollars
Both your dogs without their collars
But you left me out

I only wanted to be in
I knew you'd leave me out again

A hundred pounds of pure cocaine
Or the cake out in the rain
But you left me out

Like a tag on a mattress cover,
Would you do it to any other
You left me out

Let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in...
let me out